January 2012
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My breakout stand up comedy routine
“My parents are so high maintenance…
My dad’s high, and my mom’s maintenance”
December 2011
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if my tumblr were any reflection of how chaotic my real life is, no one would be able to follow along
October 2011
2 posts
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September 2011
4 posts
August 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
I’ve been a bad, bad girl I’ve been...
April 2011
10 posts
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out of nowhere, my dad calls me at 1:30am to tell me he wants to invest in me buying my own bar in nyc
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Why Don’t We Do It In the Road?
The...
until i can get the video up, here’s a link for now from this show. enjoy!
funny: I'm stupid, edition
Ron: Dear HP, I hope you die. Love, Ron
Me: WHAT
Me: Take that back!
Me: Funny that you're ron, but not that you threatened hp
Me: Expelliarmus!
Me: (Ironically not the first time I've said that today)
Ron: I don't understand anything you just said
Case: Did I miss something? Ron why are you wishing death on a fictional character?
Case: OH WAIT
Case: You mean the computer company that's been a pain in the ass
funny: roommate edition
me: Btw H is over
dana: How is it over?? What happened?
me: Over as in the apt
dana: Ohhhh hahahahah
dana: Well too bad I didn't decipher that earlier because I was definitely walking around naked this morning
funny: facebook edition
me: so random random thing i just realized on fb
me: [friend's name]'s ex girlfriend is fb friends with my israeli tour guide ???
me: she MUST have done birthright and gone on his trip
me: so random
case: don't you LOVE finding shit like that?
case: i stalked my favorite dj who's friends with [redacted] and realized he's also friends with this dude I went to camp with and was obsessed with for like 10 years
case: i'm dyingggg to know how they know each other
me: you win
March 2011
3 posts
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February 2011
1 post
January 2011
6 posts
mich squared
me: 50 bucks if you can guess what happened
michka: hint?
me: champagne
michka: hmmmmm
michka: you drank too much of it
me: very funny
michka: true
michka: it's never enough
2011
i know this is belated, but happy new years! i’m generally not a fan of new year’s eve and all its chaos, but i do love using new years day as a checkpoint to take a look at the past year and resetting myself if I’m off course from where i want to be. i think that’s the whole reason people make new years resolutions. But a funny thing happened to me this year. as I...
“Most days I wish I was a British pound coin instead of an African girl. ...”
– The opening lines of Little Bee by Chris Cleave, and the most clever opening of a book I think I’ve ever read
“I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry,...”
– blue valentine
i couldn’t agree more
November 2010
6 posts
1 tag
things i learned recently
it’s not “for all intensive purposes,” it’s “intents and purposes”
if you put a tiny drop of bleach in the water of dying flowers it revives them
if something’s not worth fighting for, it’s not worth having
hey!
if you dont have plans wednesday night, come down to Kenny’s Castaway on bleecker and thompson. i’m singing with my friend wendy ip and it’s gonna be a great show! Part of the IPO, there will be live music from 8-12, we go on at 9. it’s my first paying gig so that now makes me a professional y’all!!
can’t wait to see you there!
October 2010
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July 2010
1 post
i don’t know what i’m doing anymore. i haven’t been this hazy in 6 years. whatever it is i’m looking for…. it’s not here.
i’m not sure it’s anywhere
June 2010
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May 2010
1 post
AMAZING GAME!!
way to go yanks!
now i can go to sleep happy in hopes of kicking this round of strep quick
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
7 posts
say what?
freelance whales cover!
“Generator 1st Floor” (Passion Pit Aislyn Remix)
click to listen. same song different feel. what do you thinK?
in my quest to find out if blondes really do have more fun, i found out that i’m now losing 3 days a year getting ready
“I found myself in a situation where I was fraternizing with environmentally...”
– - dominic monaghan
michelle monaghan has a nice ring to it, don’t you agree?
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January 2010
23 posts
