My breakout stand up comedy routine
“My parents are so high maintenance…
My dad’s high, and my mom’s maintenance”
“My parents are so high maintenance…
My dad’s high, and my mom’s maintenance”
if my tumblr were any reflection of how chaotic my real life is, no one would be able to follow along
In the spirit of tonight
Fanfarlo “Atlas”
Stay focused on the big picture today, especially with regards to your love life. If you have to compromise at the moment in order to accomplish something more mutually beneficial down the road, suck it up. Throwing a fit today will only make it harder to get your way later when something that actually matters to you arises. If a romantic prospect turns out to be a loser, don’t waste another minute pining. Focus on what you want and go out and find it.
- Horoscopes provided by The AstroTwins
yesterday was one of those days where you roll out of bed hungover, throw on the first thing you see, and end up not coming home until 2am… where the entirely unplanned night takes you from place to place and you end up doing and seeing absolutely everything you wanted to… one of those nights where you realize how amazing it is to be in your 20s and living in new york fucking city…